November 2010
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Lady Robots: The Shape of Things to Come On | The... →
WTFdoods, what’s with the creepy sex robots? On one hand, I appreciate the possibility of an ass-kicking fembot — but aside from those ladybots in Austin Powers who shot bullets from their boobs (alongside Nancy Sinatra’s ‘Boots Were Made for Walking’ no less!), we’re lacking in powerful female robot figures. Even love-of-our-lives songstress Robyn’s...
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I Am Anti-Mustache
Many men in the 20-30 demographic seem to think mustaches are funny, relevant, masculine, and possibly even attractive. If these men had ever spoken to a woman in their lives, they would realize that all of these things were false and they actually just look like enormous assholes. In 2007, when the one guy with the whiskey at That Williamsburg Bar had that waxed handlebar mustache, it was...
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One of the Guys: A Tragedy
A few weeks ago, my trusty co-writer and I came across this infuriating piece on Marie Claire’s website: 6 Ways to be One of the Guys, a male writer’s observations on the appeal behind women who “act like one of the guys”. It would be one thing to merely identify and ponder why this behavior is attractive – that would be totally understandable, although still annoying. But this patronizing “piece”...
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Men Wearing Flared Jeans
Last night I had a first date and when I got to the bar the first thing I noticed was that the guy was wearing FLARED JEANS and black puma sneakers that look sort of like this:
In my last post I established that footwear is very important to me. My eyes actually went straight to this dood’s feet, and I was tempted to get out of there before he looked up and saw me. But I...
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WTFdoods - The Premise
We would like to present a new Tumblr called “WTFdoods.” We are not bitter cat ladies in our 40s (ha, this is obvious because then how would we know what Tumblr is? LOL, old people!) We are both 20something single girls in NYC, aka THE BIG APPLE, the greatest city in the world. It also happens to be a city where 90% of men act like total fucking psychojerks all the time, and all we...